...................:crazy:
A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables when a voice
in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin,
clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more,
after a bit, he shook his head
and continued.
Justas he pulled the stereo out so
he could disconnect the wires,
clear as a bell he heard
'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light
around frantically, looking for
the source of the voice.
Finally in the corner of the room,
his flashlightbeam came to
rest on a parrot.
'Did
you say that?' he hissed
at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed,
then squawked, 'I'm just trying to
warn you that he is
watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me,
huh? Who in the world are you ?'
'Moses,'
replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
'What kind of people would name
a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus.'
