Famous quote thread.

[dietz4ibanez]

“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”

~JACK HANDY

 

[2010BlkGraniteNox]

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day"....Not sure, I heard Tom Lekys using this one, and is my favorite


"In my many years I have come to the conclusing that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress"-John Adam's (another favorite of mine)


"There are few things in life more scary then someone with too much FORMAL education"-Linus


"In the book of life..the answers are not in the back"-Charlie Brown

 

[rbiggers]

Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.

Peter Griffin - Family Guy

 

[dietz4ibanez]

I like that one.

 

[Z_Ghost]

Yeah that one works for me.

 

[Z_Ghost]

Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape.
TAYLOR (Charlton Heston) inPlanet of the Apes (1968)


This has to be said with a fake French accent.
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
- FRENCH SOLDIER (John Cleese) in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)


WoW, I'm old.

 

[dietz4ibanez]

:lol:

 

[rbiggers]

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

-More Family Guy-

 

[dietz4ibanez]

You try to avoid the mistakes you made in the past.
Julio Iglesias

Read more: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/julio_iglesias.html#ixzz189DBuFoi

 

[Z_Ghost]

You try to avoid the mistakes you made in the past.
Julio Iglesias

Read more: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/julio_iglesias.html#ixzz189DBuFoi

O carp this fits.

Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache.
Julio Iglesias


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[Z_Ghost]

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

-More Family Guy-

eace:
Stewie has so many of them.

 

[dietz4ibanez]

O carp this fits.

Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache.
Julio Iglesias


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Have you seen him doing stand up???

What about the one that he did... 4-5 different kinds of fatness...

It was hilarious.

 

[Z_Ghost]

No I have not but I bet he is funny.

 

[dietz4ibanez]

Yeah hilarious... He's a riot!